Not like Bundestima because of nasty language Batiston and dirty hands of Loew
Not like Bundestima because of nasty language Batiston and dirty hands of Loew
Since the start of Euro 2016, the Germans attract sympathy in France with its sophisticated game originality and negligence. They started a little nervous that we Germans. Their economy blooms, unemployment is almost zero, a woman head of state of 11 years - proof that a forward-thinking, all fluent in English and their French championship excels.
And the most insulting: they managed to change their style to become the coolest national team at the moment. They have been known for their destructive and "horse" game. Maybe you're tempted to call them today in the semifinals against the Roosters? To you back on track, here are some excellent reasons not only not supporting Manshafta but also hate them (although actually we like the Germans).
Their language is impossible
Let's start with the obvious: this language, rough and rugged certainly is among the worst in the world (with the Dutch, to be honest!). These elongated words, where there are only agree as Mineralwasserflasche (bottled water) or Kraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherung, which means automobile liability insurance. "Some German words are so long that they even have some perspective," fun once American writer Mark Twain. Well, you know you are friends with someone who speaks as heroes in the police series Tatort (Crime Scene)?
Flip-flops with socks - nooo!
All we have asked this question one day while walking calmly as tourists - at sea, in the mountains, in the field or in a city: What is this obsession to connect their socks with sandals? It's true. Normally when you put a pair of flip flops to strive to give the feet air to breathe and a little sweat. Well, then why socks?
Over 1,500 species of sausages
Bokvurst, WEISSWURST, bratwurst, rindsvurst, liverwurst, and rovyurste karivurst. In sausages Germans are world champions. Across the country there are over 1,500 species of all sorts (according to Wikipedia). Make them veal, beef or pork, sometimes with blood or liver. In short - have for all tastes. But after devouring 18 sausages in less than 24 hours, we must acknowledge that overdoing sausages dangerous to your liver.
Hiding the secret of miracle Borussia Dortmund
It was a grand project of the president of Olympique Marseille Vincent Labryun in 2013. The idea was to take young players with huge potential (Mendi, Tove, Imbyula, Lemmy, Batshuai and Okampos) to play and grow together for 3-4 the season before being resold for profit sympathetic. In this ranking in the lucrative Champions League - every year. Since Labryun revealed his idea, Olympic was not involved at all in the Champions League. Unlike Borussia Dortmund, who just took over € 100 million of sales Hummels (Bayern) Mhitaryan (Manchester United) and Gundogan (Manchester City). Three players who were between 3 and 9 years at the club. Their departure was foresighted offset by Marc Bartra (€ 8m.), Usman Dembele (€ 15m.) And Julian Vajgl (€ 3,5 mln. In 2015). Germans still could unravel the intricacies of Labryun 2-3. Finally Marseille is in such a state for them! The same goes for Ligue 1 - they carried off us Aubameyang and Gereyro plus Dembele.
They never apologized for Batiston
Remember that July 8, 1982 Day one semifinal World Cup between France and the Federal Republic of Germany (it is fresh in our minds, on Tuesday gave it again on television us). The day that Harald Schumacher executed Patrick Batiston. Live. The place: Seville. Minute: 57 a. The murder weapon: his hips, which severely hit France's right in the head. He left unconscious on the grass. Fixed. Dead. Then how Batiston managed to get up ?! How did this grave consequences ?! Well, um. France, meanwhile, lost, and it precisely because of this schrecklich (terrible) Schumacher. On top of that he never apologized. He has apologized ?! Oh, never mind, should we blame for this loss. (Actually, this game is no longer traumatize us.)
Their hands are dirty
According to a US study on peanuts, put on the counter of bars, there are up to 100 traces of urine. The explanation is easy: customers do not wash their hands after going to the toilet. Hands of Joachim Loew, the German breeder, are like a pile of peanuts. Or a seat on the subway. They can find everything urine after you touch the balls; fecal traces when you dig back; sweat when his fingers slid under the arms; dried snot after you inspect the nose, and even saliva when he put his fingers in his mouth to eat. Well, really you're a fan of a team with such a coach?